g-uccinigga:

My blog’s for all you sad and lonely teens (following back similar)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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xtrc:

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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laughingmoustache:

jakeeery:

marshmallow-invasion:

altuss:

where-i-s-my-mind:

miserys-miscreation:

vitalvein:

divulge-deduction:

pruplemonkeydishwasher:

iwillmindfuckyou:

capnskull:

ihate-lashae:

omg wht was the name of this show !

Apples in suits.

grapes in tuxedos

Mangoes in formal attire.


Cashews in garter belts

Watermelons in swimwear.

Peaches in G-strings

The happy holocaust

The Boys in the Striped Pajamas

The night of the living dildos

striped dicks 
Bitterness is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
- Joanna Weaver (via greekg0ds)
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